Vol. I · No. 1Norwich · Moosup · ConnecticutPrice: Your company

The Tremaglio Times

Special Wedding Edition Saturday, August 19, 2028

Dear Hazel

Advice from the household’s senior dog.

Q. How do I make a marriage last? — Nervous in Norwich

A. Greet each other at the door like it’s been years. Share your snacks. Nap together whenever possible. When in doubt, wag. — Hazel

Notices

Wanted: One (1) dance partner per guest for the reception. Enthusiasm preferred over skill. Inquire at the barn.

Lost: Tim’s composure, expected at the end of the aisle on the big day. If found, please return to the groom.

Help wanted: Brave souls to clear the dessert table. No experience necessary.

Notice: Save the date. Cards may be collected at the Save the Date desk and the date added to your calendar.

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